I stan Janelle Monáe so i will most likely end up seeing this

Hurray for remembering The Endless! But I do want to add that this is basically Annihilation, except with human characters. None of the characters in Annihilation were human even before they were copied by aliens, which sort of disemboweled that movie. The Endless didn’t have the budget but was sadder, scarier and…

They’re stoned and disaffected for the most part, it’s part of the characterization of the slice of life they’re portraying. 

I didn’t dislike it so much as feel let down that I didn’t totally love it, given that multiple friends have talked Miéville up to me for years now. The next two books I read corrected that, though. (If I’d hated Kraken, I probably wouldn’t have bothered to read more of the same writer.)

I am dying at this article.

“Let me explain something to you” is the equivalent of your character in Street Fighter backing up before hitting a combo.

Most of the stuff I read this year was pre-2018, except for a couple of true crime books (Bad Blood and I’ll Be Gone in the Dark). This was also the year I finally started reading China Miéville; my first try was Kraken, which I didn’t much care for, but I read Perdido Street Station next and liked it a lot, although…

Good show, Nick. Mieville is one of the very few fantasy authors I can tolerate. Definitely check out The Scar and Embassytown next. 

If anything, this proved how difficult it is to play a likable ash-hole. Kristen Bell nails it and D’Arcy Carden... doesn’t really. This is why Julia Louis-Dreyfus has 4 billion Emmys and Jennifer Garner will win exactly zero for Camping. 

As a Faggy McFaggerson with a full beard who’s 6’2, tattooed and a meaty 230lbs, I’d love for a squeaky 5’nothing aging twink like Hart to attempt “nipping me in the bud”. I dated a guy who was 5’3 once... he couldn’t nip so much as he could nibble. Was fun to throw around, though. ;-)

fuck Kevin Hart and his need to compensate for his height with toxic masculinity.

More Ambrose and more Aunt Zelda. They’re fantastic.

I’m afraid that’s not good enough, Spencer. I need you to renounce the Aquaman trailer. >:-(

I am lucky in that my best sandwich isn’t a vacation-only affair. I can get there from my house in fifteen minutes.

But most importantly...

Hey old man, how can you stand to think that way?

If my child stopped playing video games and started going to church, I would be very concerned.

I really like Tobias Whale, but why does anybody work for him? I get that as a bad guy, you sometimes have to work for psychopaths but Jesus! How do so many people manage to stand working for somebody so openly sadistic - you’d think a group would have gotten together by now to take him out. 

Clutch move with the preemptive Chopped GIF.  Saving a lot of comment space.

But the restaurant's name is Pasta & Pedantry?

Pobodys nerfect!