NAOT4R

4/24/17

“Vaughn, a 28-year-old adult”

1/1/17

Probably never saw tranfromers either.

7/31/16

You’d think Green would wait to get to Rio to go viral.

7/7/15

According to multiple sources, this is a video of the man as the tarp demon swallowed him:

6/25/15

Keep at it, Rose. Don’t let them crush your message in a garage door.

4/15/15

Fish's dying wish was to be on a viral internet video, filmed by a cameraman who shat himself.

3/23/15

A walk-in 40... I'm crying. I'm crying for the server. I'm crying for the host and bussers who had to put that table together. How does a group of 40 people not have a single person in it that says MAYBE THIS IS A BAD IDEA AND MAYBE THIS IS RUDE.

3/18/15

"Minimum requirements was" "Slid in with a low grades" I take you were not an English major.

2/23/15

This reminds me of the time I saw Lord of the Rings and then I started summoning giant walls of water to expel ring wraiths from Rivendell.

1/30/15

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

1/19/15

1/18/15

In the same way that this post should lie waste to the idea that you're a complete fucking dipshit because you somehow managed to slop together a whole sentence WITH scare quotes!

1/18/15

When someone in a community other than yours says what you are saying or doing makes them uncomfortable, stop. Everybody messes up sometimes. I have messed up. But just listen up and stop.

1/17/15

I have some experience dealing with someone (not a parent) who is so willfully disconnected from reality that they just don't understaaaaaand why you're upseetttttt what did they do wronnnnng can't we talk about it? And fine, you summon your backbone and your patience and you explain it clearly and simply. And your…

1/17/15

"They accuse me of being a terrible person, but won't elaborate about exactly what I've done. Well, sometimes they do, but it doesn't make sense, at least to me."

1/14/15