Translation:
I wish Bioware would let me choose what kind of lover I'd be. I'd have a huge build up (like spend 20 in game hours flirting) and then our first time having sex, I'd slam into her 3 times (twice missing the hole), turn over, and fall asleep before she could say, "G'night". It would be magical.
You want to ride the bull
Here is one they never posted
Why was sonic twerking? ...I think I need an adult.
At first I thought "Man, the 90's were weird, man..."
Then I saw that Shadow was there.
I think the biggest sign is that the artist is a tentacle... with a berret.
The cover also works for the other main story: 'How to become a video game tester'.
Does anyone know what a Slowpoke is supposed to resemble? Is it a hippo?