On your marks, get set — DO IT!

HAHAHA

Goodnight, sweet prince.

so what you're saying is that the pic with the giant Move banner isn't the winner?

No. Free to play is here to stay and for the better.
How free to play is implemented is the issue.
Pay to Advance/Win is the exact problem.

4. Some kind of sex scene.

Geoff Keighley is hosting >_>

I like this controller the most.

Not The Monarch I wanted

Luigi and Zardoz?

People have many theories as to what the bottom of a Diglett (and by extention, its evolution, Dugtrio) looks like. Maybe there's a horrible nightmare monster buried down there. Maybe it just has some sort of feet. Maybe there's nothing down there at all.

I feel obliged to enter a George Takei "oh myyyyy" here.

There Are No Clean Getaways

Oh god, what have you done?

Dr. Strangeluigi or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Wii U

If Con Air has taught us anything it's that the answer is "No".

I'd call it Soylent Green.