MzAnthrope
Joan of Snark
MzAnthrope

Haha, thanks. I’m glad you found it helpful! It’s rather irritating that we have to go through this rigamarole because iTunes doesn’t natively handle dead tracks.

I can’t take this guy seriously.

“I think we should call it.” — Text message ending a 9-month relationship. Like it was a sports game. To be fair, I had wanted out for a while and had been waiting for her to end it cause it was considerably less messy that way.

When I arrived at my seat, there was a gentleman sitting in it. After confirming that we both had that seat, the airline offered him a seat in first class, since he was the first to get to the seat. He was traveling with someone and declined because he didn't want to split up. I got the first class seat on a 9-hour

Not that long ago, I was explaining to a younger friend just how different it was back then. Like, you couldn’t have an openly gay character on TV. It was a HUGE deal. So, for Ellen to come out like she did, it created quite a shitstorm. However, it was truly groundbreaking and it paved the way for everyone else.

A big YES on ‘The 100!’ It’s like if ‘Battlestar Galactica’, ‘Lost’, and ‘Lord of the Flies’ had a baby. I love this show and it’s only gotten better as the seasons roll on.

I’ve known this for a while, based on my own personal experiences. I grew up in ‘the olden days’ and I had typing in at least two grades in middle school. So, I originally learned the proper way to type, but then after many years of playing a fast-paced text-based MORPG, I wound up abandoning that for my own style

Big Bang Theory sucks. Not only is it not funny, but I hate that it's basically a show for non-nerds to make fun of nerds.

How do you pronounce your username?

Strike Wiccans and Pagans off that list. That's just not how we roll.

This is awesome and I love it. So much win here. Just curious, did you wind up being into BDSM? :D

Awwwww, I’m sorry to hear that you went through that. :(

Totally. I had the micropenis surprise once. Inside, I was kind of like ‘whoa’ and a bit disappointed (I always feel guilty for admitting this, but I am a size queen). I thought it would be heartless and cruel to stop there at the moment of reveal. I mean, the guy was probably fairly insecure about it to begin with,

I have always been an avid reader and I read books ahead of when you’d think a kid should (Stephen King at age 10, for example). So, when I was given a ‘How Babies Are Made’ book when I was 7, I was totally understanding of the content as presented.

Yep. Veganism is very privileged and I never hear vegans talk about this aspect, so I’m not sure if it’s something of which they’re aware.

Yep. Anyone who says vegans aren’t annoying has never worked in a restaurant. I am of the live-and-let-live school of life and if that’s what you want to do, more power to you.

That’s not how read receipts work on iOS.. Each person decides whether they want their texts to be shown as read or not (or, they don’t know any better and leave it on by default). So, it’s up to the sender to decide whether they’re visible, not the recepient. Therefore, either Ireland has chosen for people to know

This is just how I roll. If the breakup was amicable, it’s one thing, but the most unredeemable relationships get erased from social media soon after the breakup. For one, I don’t want to be reminded of a shitty situation when I’m having a good day where I wasn’t at all thinking of the person; mutual friends, tags,

Psssst — you can totally strop your disposable razor blades using jeans.

Um, no. Barber shops cut short hair. Why does it matter whose head the hair belongs to?