How is that even remotely confusing?

If Jose Fernandez is actually available this offseason then I don’t see how the Red Sox don’t end up with him.

[at office]

I’m with you, Leslie. I don’t think a backpack would fit over that thing!

Matthew Berry happened to be in the right job (ESPN) at the right time (i.e. when fantasy sports fucking exploded). I think using stats driven analyses, like FanGraphs puts out, is more beneficial than reading his columns.

Don’t forget to pack your Lunchables!

Poll a group of people who don’t know baseball and I’m positive they will say it was the play-by-play guy’s first game. Good grief, that was tough to listen to.

If the NFL were truly a “copycat league” then other teams would have learned the rulebook beyond the basics.

Yes, Barry should absolutely know that. I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and say it was a weak attempt at trolling.

Don’t wear your glasses instead of your contacts if you usually wear contact to work.

Only 1 game for farting! Roge is getting soft.

You mean Brady didn’t write that himself?!?1!!!!

Shocking

Those weren’t friends.

And why can’t Boston pay him?

This season will be their first with a winning record since 2008.

Sue Ellen Mischke

A game in Tennessee.

....what the fuck is he supposed to say??

I’ve been thinking that, too; I wonder if that explanation is buried within Tom’s testimony.