FWIW, it happened Tuesday. Sounds like he wasn't actually turned away but told to stay home.

Despite all this, Andrews's real blunder was not following up on Pence's reference to his "make your peace with the king of kings" speech.

Congrats to Gus Bradley for cracking the top 10. I've never heard of him until reading this.

That is not true.

Police report written by Sgt. Samuel Beckett

After sweeping their best-of-five division series, some Royals—who had popped champagne in the locker room—made their way to a bar in Kansas City's Power & Light District.

It's gotta be that people think they look cool

+1

Couldn't agree more. The front office refused to extend Deion Branch, Brady's favorite receiver, prior to the 2006 season.

Let's not jump to conclusions

I'd like to know what she told the police.

and he didn't even include "drafted as a catcher by the Montreal Expos in the 1995 MLB draft."

It may also be worth noting the cost of replacement heads; that was one of the points my dentist suggested I consider when choosing the right brush.

It may also be worth noting the cost of replacement heads; that was one of the points my dentist suggested I…

Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed? To be shot? Decapitated? Torn apart? Burned? Run over?

Derek Jeter Ollies Off Like A THOUSAND Titties

"The biggest loser in the new Ray Rice video? Otis Elevator."

It's worth noting here that a shocking number of Boston fans LOVE calling Brady washed up, because they think he's a pretty Cali boy and not one of them, and they can only tolerate Brady when he's winning titles. The lack of affection is stunning. In any other town, Brady would be a god.

Please tell me this is satire.

Reading that actually makes me believe the 2nd-hand smoke defense.

And testing the patience of the greatest player in franchise history by repeatedly selling off all his favorite toys doesn't sound like it'll end well.