The breakup with Gruden should really give Single Ronnie a chance to thrive.

... face-palmed at Dad's suggestion

Monday Night Countdown nailed it when they transitioned from a Total Literacy Campaign commercial to Emmitt Smith staring blankly at a teleprompter

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Browns apparel easily explained: Lawyerin' Joe told Jerry, if convicted, he'll be sent to the Dawg Pound

Youkilis: Jules, tonight is special. You're so....(gushes).....you

Not shameful at all, sir. Any single person (post-college) should try online-dating. Give Match.com a spin and you'll see it's much, much better than OkCupid - there truly is a big difference; the women on Match will respond to original, creative content (much like comment_ninja), and you'll find yourself with options…

Once the season begins, he'll need to change his handle to @LOLMets

Nice

Also, that may very well have been Matt Light's last game. EVER. The dance floor is yours, sir.

"They also are not tweeting about themselves talking about going down to No. 2. I just feel ____ is always looking for attention and he wants the world to like him

The only thing missing is a highlight reel of each team with Jim Ross screaming. That would be beautiful.

I'd love to go to one, though I don't think he'll ever come to Boston.

(Brady hands Rob Gronkowski pair Uggs)

Welker: (drops to one knee, opens ring box) Anna, I've loved you since the...

Police didn't release the suspect's full name, but did say his initials are BVD

I'm surprised Deadspin didn't run this:

Ray Lewis’s Postgame Speech Will Definitely Make Aaron Sorkin Hard

Submit this to the Funbag. Drew will know what to do.

Nice