It's just not the same without a Tommy Heinsohn orgasm.

Nice

In an unrelated incident, Kristen Cavallari was rushed to the hospital with a vaginal injury.

While Freeh may not have any direct ties, he and Sandusky certainly share a similar taste in neck ties

It made for an awkward moment when the psychologist, Gillum, called the 17-year-old his precious.

This is great

Favorite covers?

Simmons will write 2,000 words about the Corso/Herbstreit bromance coming to an end.

Also, thank you

I mean, I did grow up in the Merrimack Valley..

Has Dickey ever posted three consecutive sentences without any commas? I think this is a first!

Very nice

Huh. Who'd have thought Al Davis would end up having a better year..

Someone needs to corroborate Chris's alibi

Pictured: Miller Lite rep posing for an Orogon Ducks ad

Spelling is for the birds

Emmitt Smith's suggestion

Enough already. Stop dunking on small children..

For any Wu-Tang/Fugazi fans.

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