In a separate suit, Clinkscales seeks damages against Andrews for giving him blue balls.

"Well, we only date when she wears makeup."

At 2:16 This Afternoon, Josh Beckett Got Popeyes Again

Based on the amount of commas here, I'm convinced Dickey posted this.

Also still lingering from a past Super Bowl: Donovan McNabb's puke stain at EverBank Field

Tebow was especially hurt by this comment:

During his younger years he would have gone as Mr. Brownstone

I chuckled at this because the real Alibi club is located in an old jail

Adrian Beltre is the only one who listened when God said, "kneel."

Lucking Is The New Tanking

Something involving poop and CAPS LOCK

AND EMMA!!

Sometimes, viewers just want to watch knowledgable people talking sports

"I have bled this uniform."

Can someone explain how a physical examantion reveals a brain tumor? I was under the impression an MRI or CT scan is required. Perhaps the NFL incorporated these scans into physicals given the recent attention to head trauma.

Perhaps we'd see many Charlotte Hornets fans if Libya had a colder climate.

"I don't think I can ever live up to matching drinks with Tony La Russa, but what I will try to do is put my coke in the right nostril, and if my coke performs, I don't have to worry about matching drinks," Washington said.

The incident stemmed from a mishipped mongrammed robe that Rago intended for his brother, Nicholas G. Rago. Hester returned the package with an obscene note calling Rago a racist and a Cutler supporter.

He should probably change his Twitter handle to @Wipe_Twice

Unless...can you huff hair dye?