I learned to ride a bike in my late twenties.
J. Crew is winning like Charlie Sheen is winning.
NO! Let’s keep going down the road of $800 clothes that only work on 110lb 5’10” women!! It’s been SUCH A WINNING STRATEGY
Back in the 80s there was a terrible roller coaster accident at West Edmonton Mall. My dad and I were in the mall... no where near FantasyLand, and cops and firetrucks appeared. Obviously we had no idea what was happening , but my dad decided we needed to go.
Two of my biggest fears are 1. dying on an amusement park ride and 2. dying in a manner that would make people laugh inadvertently when they heard it.
Back in 2006, I was studying abroad in the UK, and almost the first news report I heard after I got there was about a girl at an amusement park (Alton Towers? My memory has not preserved that detail) got both her feet cut off by a snapped elastic cord in a tower-of-terror-type ride. Amusement parks have subsequently…
It seems that way, doesn’t it? But if these are animals that can’t be release to the wild, what’s the harm?
If bears had the domestication gene, we would all have one, food costs be damned. How could you not?
That bear is easily cooler than 99.7% of people on earth.
Why did nature make ‘em so damn cute, so damn deadly ?
GOD DAMN IT NATURE
That bear’s stair game is STRONG.
Foot. There, fixed it for you.
Mark what about this one
Is antivenin too rare for restaurants to have a vial of it if they're going to be stupid enough to slaughter venomous snakes in their kitchen?
You know what else has health benefits? Chicken soup. Much safer to make.
and now i feel like i should just walk backwards into bed & stay there.
The only thing that can stop a bad cop who rapes people with a gun is..
I used google. You should give it a go, pretty great little tool.
I suppose we'll have to add "Parenting While Black" to the list of offenses that warrant having your whole life turned upside down.