You don't want the cuticle cutter. the pumice stone and nail file?

Ummmm there's Febreeze. Do you not see the commercials?

That is, if you make it.

Is that so? I'm Kenyan, let me find a Caucasian who can fill me with seed so I can bear his son/daughter and put them to work!

Back in January, my friend called me in tears, she had just been diagnosed with having both HSV 1 & HSV 2. She suspected she got it from her ex who she had since parted ways. So she has been on medication and hasn't had any flare ups.

That's where I'm from and I remember as a kid being so fascinated by tourists...aah the innocence of children.

You can touch my hair AND pubes as well. Comes as a package deal. Those are my terms.

Love it love it!

It would be a total success if said occasion was of the Siblings of Alabama Club.

But it's free coffee...free!!!

It's a bird, it's a plane...fuck it's debris!

That woman is Amanda Bynes, and that bottle is her bong....allegedly.

Scripted or not, I still love that show. I'm addicted to his craziness...partly because I have OCD tendencies but not bad as Jeff's

Those two shows you just mentioned better be fake. They have to be...for the sake of humanity.

Hahahaha thanks for making me laugh this afternoon!

Amen to that, I wear a 32E or 34DD and those sizes aren't pretty. They're what I call industrial bras!

I am said friend....guilty as charged.

Aaah, you just made my teflon coated heart quiver. Do you have pix of the bunny?

Persian food is to die for. I haven't had some in years since I moved to Iowa (not very culturally diverse). But that food is very unforgiving to the waist!