Forget his rap sheet...I want his hair!!!

@helen.skor: Give your mom a hug on my behalf.

@meanteeth: Thanks!

@CubeRootOfPi: I had just finished reading his story on Wikipedia, hwere he mentioned that he wanted to find the guy he blinded but it's not mentioned whether he did it or not.

@roodles: I was aware of the rock throwing incident but not the other two...whoa

@hellosunshine: He's a smart one. Every time I change his diaper I say "pupu"...so he followed me to the bathroom the other day and he pointed at me and said "Pupu?"

@weirdette: You should see him sleep barking and sleep running or what not...cutest thing ever.

@missbananafish: Thanks!

@foregoneconclusion: You know what you should make you nervous...the damn small yappy dogs with Napoleons complexes.

I have a 19 month old son who I've been trying to get him to say I love you for the longest time.

@palegirl: @littlepinkcake: Smushing and cuddling fees apply.......

@foregoneconclusion: Why? the most he can do is lick you to death.

@etchmiadzin: That he is...but he can be ornery too!

@KetchupFiend: You should tell him he'd look good if he was to go all GTL, including copious amounts of hair gel and him chanting "it's tee shirt time" whenever you demand it!

@mahmahmahpokerface: I say Ghana!

@ElphabaSkywalker: Meh, that's nothing.

@Kris10_ShineOn: Good thing they don't deliver Indian food in my side of town.

Our new fourteen weeks old Rottweiler puppy, Jet.

@thegoddesscher: Because Allison the smoking quack medium, plus all that cigarette smoke clouds her visions of the future.

@Diziet_Sma: Oh yesss, forgot about the stare. If the stare did not work on me, my mom would say "do you want me to get the red belt?"