@RenoMartini: Tim Gunn, will you be my father
@RenoMartini: Tim Gunn, will you be my father
@Kareboo: A couple of years ago, my friends and I who all are white, and I being the only black one, went to my friend's parents lake house.
@The Real Janelle: The Douche Heissman Trophy definitely goes to him.
@ClioAames: So how long have you two been together, how many kids and are you currently living in Nebraska?
@madmelanie: Can I has him please?
@marciax3: First of all, inappropriateness aside, I gotta give them props for knowing Indian remi & Kankalon.
@ParanoidGynoid: Muted nature of your black features?
@kickdrumxheart: Tell me about it.
@kickdrumxheart: Tell me about it.
@newyorkmuse: With that statement, it should be followed by David Caruso from CSI Miami, taking off his sunglasses and then...wait for it......
@Rad Cackle Selwyn: Glad to hear I put the tears at bay.
@soursequence: @Jennybell: Looool a paper bag?
@Oleander: That's what I said. He should have been upfront.
@starsandbutterflies: Mine was with Vicadin.
@Rubbish_beard I heart Doctor Who: Thank you.
@OracleofGomorrah: Thank you.
@Rad Cackle Selwyn: Or you could just be a bitch and show up at his door step, lookin fab in nothing more than the proverbial trench coat, with nothing underneath, bright come hither red lipstick with some sexy fuck me shoes.
@LutherNipperkin: Or you could get yourself a chameleon for a pet.
@Rad Cackle Selwyn: All in a days lesson.