@BFF: Try Oil of Olay body shower lotion.

@soulcanhope: He's a guy,hotdog is phallic shaped (somehow)..you were eating said phallic shaped food item soo.....

@bookling: For some reason the pic won't upload.

I drove approximately 280 miles round trip to buy these two Ikea hanging chairs I found on CL.

@Penny: Ok, after reading this I thought you meant shower as in bathing. So I was a tad shocked when you said your bf's parents gave you a camera and I'm thinking - were they taking a shower together?

@Dauphine Who Must Not Be Named: I can just envision heavy droolers getting the life zapped out of them as they sleep with their iPods still in their ears.

@BytheSea: Can you imagine the number of times, you'd find yourself in the unemployment line?

Exactly what kind of "action" was he getting from those figures?

@team-science: I never get tired of watching this clip.

Here's Dov Charney's way of handling it.

@El_Gato: mmmmmmm.....fingered.

@El_Gato: The sort I'd take home to meet my mom and family.

Where was Slater when we needed him to slap back the mom who did the same to her infant.

@chickachicka: That would make me even happier than watching Daniele get the boot.

@Mediahohoho: Let's just leave it at thugs with badges.

If only the execs at Jitterbug would launch their phones like Droid.

My alcoholic mother in law brought her drinking buddy who looked like a Shamu trained to be on land, with nasty hair & frumpy clothes.

@TheDrip: I like the way you had to emphasize on the female part.

@bhar48069: Those are the ones in deep gaynial.

@El_Gato: You & me both. Everytime. Without fail.