@traumamama: Maybe its LL Cool J?

Hilarious shit. Made my day!

@passionaria: No. Very right you are!

Somebody shoot those birds. STAT!

@pantsless: *shudder*

Gaga that's a no no.

@ragamufffin: Knicetoknowthxbye.... ; )

@Rubbish_beard: Isn't it funny, how as soon as the tables are turned, they don't want to partake in anal proclivities? wimps!

Look ma, no hands!

Signed, sealed and delivered.

@jjjessica: No no no, you got it all wrong. She eats pureed papaya, pineapple & mango and shits smoothies.

@PurpleFlamingo: I'm puzzled as well, as that's one of my favourite books. Was he supposed to be Okonkwo?

@chipclip: Such a trooper he is.

@Dysphoria: If a guy suggests anal, which they always do, I tell the guy "why don't you let me finger fcuk you first" . No takers so far. Win for me. Yay!

@sexysecularist: Cock buzz kill for sure!

@Snake: A guy who's definitely in touch with his oils. That's for sure!

@LizVicious: You shoulda kicked him in his balls.

@TR3-A: Hindus won't race in NASCAR, they'll buy NASCAR

WTF? this just made me puke on my mammaries, and I had a great dinner. What a waste of good food !!

@fatchickintheTARDIS: Is Al Roker behind this one ?