I once witnessed a guy peeing into a balloon in the balcony at the old yankee stadium dropping it onto the head of a little kid with a Red Sox hat. You might have been his revenge.

Agreed. He’s not saying Pokemon Go is bad or wrong, he’s just pointing out that loitering and wandering around with your phone like a creeper is more dangerous for a black person than a white person.

Aw right! a Purge planet!

we can chart the exact moment he switched from beer to scotch

How much did you weep when Disney killed the EU? and yes this is a real question.

Although it wasn’t the tricolor, the first flag of an allied nation to fly next to the American flag on the battlefield was that of France.

back in 2014 I was coming home from work at 59th street and decided to take the 1 downtown. it was about 8 in the evening so the trains were pretty packed and I couldn’t see a car that wasn’t standing room only and even then would only fit someone with a 20 inch waist. but to my luck a mostly empty car pulled up right…

No shit. Go to the justice of the peace.

Jesus. Hector. Christ. I hope someone proposes during her stupid fucking wedding. I hope everyone who’s not the bride wears white just to spite her. I hope her maid of honor gives a really mean, passive-aggressive speech. I hope her aunt gets too drunk and hits on the groom, and he goes for it.

• I pick this one: “She visits her grandmother’s house for the first time when she’s old enough to pay for her own seat, iPad, and Beats by Dre headphones.” Keep your kid out of my underseat space. It’s mine. I bought it. Your kid is your problem. If she’s not old enough to fly, then she’s not old enough to fly.

"Aye, aye"

when Peyton is up Eli is down... Archie demands balance