I know the salt is removed, I’ve used salt crusts for fish before but in those cases it was only 3-5 pounds of salt and not 16. My turkeys this year are salt rubbed and will probably have more salt on the skin than a salt domed turkey so I’m not concerned about saltlicks. I’m more offended about lack of golden brown…

16 pounds of kosher salt... 16 pounds of salt is 6 boxes worth

back in 2014 I was coming home from work at 59th street and decided to take the 1 downtown. it was about 8 in the evening so the trains were pretty packed and I couldn’t see a car that wasn’t standing room only and even then would only fit someone with a 20 inch waist. but to my luck a mostly empty car pulled up right…

I do not understand why some guys won’t go down. I always make it a part of my foreplay routine with my GF (admittedly she appreciates it but likes my fingers more) and I always enjoy getting her close and then we fuck and practically can come at the same time.

Goddamn it, another amazing star gets hurt, probably for the season, possibly for his career... It's times like this that I hate being a football fan

It feels like a million fantasy owners crying out and then nothing

the last place punishment I love the most is when the loser has to retake the SATs

Ginger hammer must be on the payroll of House Lannister

Breaking: Eli Manning stubbs toe to enter free agency

fuck her and her fucking fiancé. I hope her wedding is a total disaster, her dress rips, the groom gets drunk and is caught shtupping the maid of honor, the cake gives everyone salmonella, and the bouquet toss causes grevious injury... Then I hope her kids never learn to read

Breaking: fundamentalist Christian athlete says dumb shit on Twitter and cites Corinthians

I'm never watching this show again till next season

what about Don't block the fucking door while people are trying to get on or get off. this is happening more and more and I cannot shoulder check every asshole who stands in the doorway just to keep the place they lean on

I'd be more worried about my own mother being high maintenance than my MIL

having pizza at a wedding may sound tacky but I think it is the perfect idea so long as it's excellent pizza. Patsy's sells pizzas for $11 a pie and they are fucking divine so I'm definitely considering just buying 100 pies for my wedding day... Beef, chicken, fish, or vegetarian options can suck it

A few weeks ago I was at my favorite bar with my GF and a few friends. the GF and I are pretty well known to the staff and they always treat us well when they're not busy but this night they were pretty swamped. we said our hellos, sat down, and ordered. I got one of their burgers which while that night was somewhat…

My god, now I'm definitely tipping as much as I can when I can

dude, what your mom did would not have flown at my house. I have had my cat for over 23 years (she's older than my girlfriend) and Fluffy is as loved by my paramour as by me. I think anyone who tries to get rid of pieces of your childhood are on the same level as Stalin in terms of dickishness

My parents just left for St. Martin and sent me an email that they were enjoying Pina Coladas. the last time I had a pina colada I was 13 (so it was virgin) and I'm wondering where on the manly drink list this falls. my Girlfriend has told me that she will laugh in my face if I order a pina at a restaurant so I'm…

Holy shit I cried my eyes out.