having pizza at a wedding may sound tacky but I think it is the perfect idea so long as it's excellent pizza. Patsy's sells pizzas for $11 a pie and they are fucking divine so I'm definitely considering just buying 100 pies for my wedding day... Beef, chicken, fish, or vegetarian options can suck it

A few weeks ago I was at my favorite bar with my GF and a few friends. the GF and I are pretty well known to the staff and they always treat us well when they're not busy but this night they were pretty swamped. we said our hellos, sat down, and ordered. I got one of their burgers which while that night was somewhat…

My god, now I'm definitely tipping as much as I can when I can

dude, what your mom did would not have flown at my house. I have had my cat for over 23 years (she's older than my girlfriend) and Fluffy is as loved by my paramour as by me. I think anyone who tries to get rid of pieces of your childhood are on the same level as Stalin in terms of dickishness

My parents just left for St. Martin and sent me an email that they were enjoying Pina Coladas. the last time I had a pina colada I was 13 (so it was virgin) and I'm wondering where on the manly drink list this falls. my Girlfriend has told me that she will laugh in my face if I order a pina at a restaurant so I'm…

Holy shit I cried my eyes out.

"At least he didn't do it on video" Rodger Godell's inner monologue at all times now

How I was the first person to undergo a successful vocal cord transplant

Munna in stockholm

there is a Porygon at Copacabana beach in Rio and a Donphan at Christo

Found a Froakie in Waikiki

If you had the choice to be signed by any team in the league, which would it be? And which team would you have the greatest impact with as a mentor to one of the younger secondaries?

when Peyton is up Eli is down... Archie demands balance

Who ate Robert DeNiro?

the Chechnyan resistance movement was crushed in 2009 so this might be an attempt to draw the US into another attempt for Chechnyan independence

Are you there God? It's Cleveland... We get it, you hate us, we give up