So, am I the only one who immediately thought of Jenna and Paul and their fetish with "normaling"?

This thread is the least sexy phone sex I've ever heard.

gretchen, stop trying to make felch happen

Well if it was bathed in blood, then it would contain hemoglobin! How does that sound? :P

3) oyster = slimy snot buried inside a rock. WHY BOTHER.

And yet, when I insist on crafting while naked so glitter doesn't get all over my clothes, everyone is all "put on an apron at least!" and "this is a public park, for crissake!" PRUDES.

Somebody tell @chethaze!

This guy rules Steve Hickey's FB thread

UGH. So ass-inine.

So much for the Ideology of Small Government and "Down with the Nanny State!"

But... but I really love my birks... I non-ironically love my birks.

I didn't know that colours were a thing until people started asking if I'd picked them (I'm a heterosexual gal, fwiw). I told them I was just going to to throw darts to pick, so likely black and yellow.

There is a great short story about airports and flying in David Sedaris' most recent book called Standing By.

Yes, it's hard not to be anxious and depressed when one thinks about the decline of rights for women, the melting polar ice caps, the fact that 50% of this country seems to be Marine Todd personified. *sigh*

This is a great response. I have to assume that LW1 is just extremely young, because otherwise her letter breaks my heart.

Yeah, my reaction to the first question was along the same lines. That's misogyny, girl. Figure out why you hate women so much and get on with your life.

People like writer 1 make me sad because I used to be one of them. I drank the misogyny cool-aid and would talk about how I was so above other women. I am super into gaming and baseball and I would lament how girls just don't "get it". I would assume all other women wanted to talk about where things I defined as…

You know why?

Ok, new Kinja, since you misinterpreted my "Cancel" for a "Submit" (yes, new Kinja's fault, not the beers), I'll go there. I'll take five of these over making a human baby any day. I adore babies, but they grow up into adult humans eventually, and that makes them less appealing than ducklings, which grow up into…

Yo, otherwise that's just time you're not getting back. I flat out refuse to poop unless I have some form of entertainment with me. Like dancing around, butt clenched, desperately looking for my book/phone because I am NOT sitting there smelling shit and staring at a blank wall for 5-10 minutes. Hell no.