"My name is Ms. Stewart, not Ms. Dodai."

Dear Open Letters,

It occurs to me that Miley might be so young that she doesn't have a firm concept of a what a regular letter is.

OMG GUYS: If my size-24 ass can accept that "plus size model" doesn't equal "person who actually wears plus sizes" without having a total brain seizure/meltdown, then ANYONE CAN DO IT. Sheesh.

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You know all Irish people? Weird. You know my friend Peter? He's Irish. He's cool. I dig him.

The fact is, her name is a handicap because it's associated with black people. It's that simple. Very few people will disparage a Japanese-American for having the name Kenji or Ayako, but they'll shit all over a black person for having a "black" name. Hell, my name is clearly "ethnically-tied" and I never get shit…

Someone did say that years ago. Joss Whedon, when he actually made that speech. Years ago.

I can not be the only person who loves DST. I wake up early as fuck. It makes me happy when the sun comes up before 6:00. It makes it easier for me to get up and moving. What do I care if it is dark after 5. I mean it sucks but there is not a huge difference between getting dark at 5 or 6 to me.

I really, really hate it when people say shit like, "let's explore each other" instead of just getting to the point and saying, "let's fuck." I mean, "explore" sounds like you're completely clueless about human anatomy and you're hovering over a nude person with a fucking compass, taking measurements and notes.

Despite that he doesn't want "hipster culture" defining how she dresses, dude sounds like a hipster. Good luck, bro.

I always assumed it was because us heathens were more likely to live with the person and be with them for longer before getting married. I know if I got married to the first person my 18 year old self thought I would be spending my life with I'd be one of the divorce statistics.

I read this as "hair whitening and teeth removal" and as SO confused.

Are you also creeped out by people going to Disney for their HONEYMOONS! (No, they're not taking kids with them.)

Am I the only one completely perplexed by this fucking Disney madness? They were stories we watched as children. Some of them SUPER fucked up. I loved it when I was a kid, I recognize it now, but I guess I don't see how romanticizing it….. is fun? There are grown adults that I know that are totally obsessed with the…

For clarity, the whole thing needed a giant frame around it, something to show that the original image is the "Before, and Just Fine Thank You Very Much" and the cartoon image is the "After Disney gets its sparkly crap all over it."

I don't think it sends a massive message, but I did think it was kind of funny and I get what he's saying about the princess machine. Also I liked some of the outfits. I was with him until Anne Frank.

He's halfway there. It's great to recognize these role models for who they were. But it's a disservice to "princessify" them and present them to the Facebook masses without clarifying the satire for the lowest common denominator who will likely "Share" the images a billion times.

Ugh, another lifeless Rocky movie.

"Damn. A molar?!"