Does Jezebel really have a place in the feminist blogosphere? Really? This is the same website that posted a screenshot from a video of a woman being gang raped and then never apologized.

Is that TJ from Gilmore Girls?

is that MICHAEL DELUISE? Holy fuck.

Yawn with the body shaming, I think everyone knows those were just ill fitting underpants.

This might be the greatest gif ever created.

Fuck me, chicken is off the menu tomorrow night. *buys pork chops*

We miss you when you go away.

Of course Paula doesn't care about the Miley performance, it was just a clown spectacle, why should she care that a sloppy joke was rubbing that chicken butt on her husband.

Unacceptable! You are supposed to be superhuman so we never have to wait an extra minute for our twice daily dosage of Dirt Bag!!

angry orange hexagon

I have NEVER felt that peanut butter and jelly sandwiches were off-limits to me as an adult. Is that actually a thing that people think?

Oh my god, Brooke Hogan, buckle up for a wiiiiild ride! Your mind is going to be blown by all the other stuff that poor adults eat.

I'm not the only one who grew up with the phrase "stepping out" to mean "cheating on partner", right? Right?

BRB, I'ma go do some leg stuff...

Time to fire up Photobooth and get some good cleavage shots - the new mug shots. You think I'd stand a chance?

Will you please write The Lindy West Thesaurus? I'm POSITIVE it will replace Roget's in no time.

Speaking of gossip, where's my dirtbags at? I'm missing my gossip fix, and I feel dirty when I go directly to the sources.

There was a time when "stepping out" meant cheating on your partner. That was back in the days when "red" meant Commie, not Republican.

If that's true I better get my ass to the gym; if my time in cyberspace has taught me one thing it's that the internet hates fatties—-there'll be capital punishment for all jaywalkers over a size 6!

AAAAGGHHHHH.