With so few people in Montana, it could be guys searching for their own, actual wife

You're making it very difficult for me to not make jokes about how long it takes some guy named Bubba to figure out how to get the damn video to play, so he can get down to business. VERY difficult.

Yesss! I still get the "are you still on OKC? Aw come on, why not?" from non-single friends, and it's hard to effectively summarize into words of how my relationship with it has progressed over the course of six weeks: from initially joining it with enthusiasm to the ultimate recoiling in fear each time I receive a…

Classic film noir is my smoking porn nowadays. "You're doing it inside the house? Oh, that's filthy. Oh yeah, do it in a meeting. Do it at lunch! Do it! Wait, at the morgue? That's... pretty weird, actually. You can stop now."

You are the winner for that GIF!

People are creampie-ing My Little Pony. Rule 34, you know.

Of course Massachusetts, state capital Boston, loves creampies...

I must be seriously sheltered... wtf is creampie? I picture this

Yep. So just keep on going, ignoring anything unpleasant because... what are you gonna do?

I for one can not imagine why his comedy career didn't take off, can you?

I saw the picture and I was like...DEALBREAKER!Lemon would agree.

Even worse: Wearing blurred face.

Online dating is the worst. I had to walk out of a date the other day when the guy explained to me that he was worried about "The Women" because "The Muslims" were taking over. (This was pretty much exactly what he said word for word.)

Bleh, tell me about it.

Exactly, that's what I hate. They know that plus size people exist and need to wear clothes and therefore will buy what there is. But they hate fat people so much that they don't put any effort into the market. It's so frustrating.

You know they could do better if they made half an effort. But we're a captive audience, it's like they figure we should be grateful for whatever they give us.

I agree. And take her nasty fur habit with her.

Current designer labels are a lost cause. Their whole image is about exclusivity and making women feel inadequate. They've been at it for decades and won't change.

I explain it as anecdotal evidence, which is next to worthless when you're studying a population.