I was pretty grossed out by Miley's little number too. The bears and the grinding and the sports hand notwithstanding, what really bothers me about this is her instance that it's not only appropriate, but it's actually cool for her to fill her dance with black women as props. At best they're meant to look like…

Also, the WAY she stuck it out. Like, at an angle? Why?! Or full Maori style, which was just gross because it's such a big wad of flesh.

Pink teddy bear's face was my face. Through all of that.

Ocelittle.

You know you got it....if it makes you want fooooooddddd.

We're all here at Woodstocks/Someday there'll be a black president

And cat eating. "No, Jenna! It's ALF who eats cats!"

A synonym's just another word for the word that you wanna use

It's going to take a good actress to pull off her constant speed-walking.

Seriously and Jane Krakowski is a trained singer

Jenna Maroney or GTFO.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a seriously cool cat. I do fancy him so. I had a chance to hear him speak in person and he knows how to get people excited about science.

Has this woman never seen a soap? You're supposed to show up AT your funeral. You don't always have to go in though, if you have amnesia you can just watch from the back. Or if you're a real bitch you can sit right up front buried under black veils and stuff.

Watching Kris Jenner as a host is cringe-worthy. I don't know if it's just because she's interviewing Kanye, or because she's a dry wall, but it's REALLY weird.

Mixed together in a bowl at once Uncle Jesse style!

Except its a paradox. People will post "uglies" expecting others to call them hot or attractive or what not. It reeks of fishing for compliments

It was all oatmeal all the time at our house. Not only was it healthy, but mom could buy it in bulk and not depend on milk (which could spoil) with it. We were really broke a lot, so I understand why she was being so thrifty. When I got married the hubs introduced me to all the sugary cereals. Want to know what I…

Denis Leary is so unfunny now that he doesn't have Bill Hicks to copy.