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Dude. There's absolutely no scandal in decorating a nursery with elephants, lions, giraffes, and zebras.

Given the British monarchy's history, almost any nursery theme they chose could have problematic connotations.

Hm. If the jeans went down to knee with leggings below, they would be perfect under boots.

I like to think Retta is like me...I'll party late with y'all, and I'll come back over in the morning for brunch and bloodies, but I am sleeping in my OWN damn bed!!!!

No. Tradition dictates that the Royal Dog must wed a British bitch of noble blood. Sunny Obama would be the Wallis Simpson of our generation—it would RUIN Lupo.

Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta is such a poor man's Say Yes to the Dress, evidenced mostly by the fact that they use the term "jack her up" to mean putting a veil and accessories on a bride-to-be. And agreed, Monty is no Randy.

The theatre's official response contains lots of words with no actual explanation offered at all for the presence of armed guards. They could at least have the decency to lie and claim it was because they were afraid of violence by white supremacist extremists. To simply refuse to offer any explanation at all is

So between the success of this, "Fruitvale Station" and "42" this year alone, can we finally move on from "There aren't more movies about black people because they're not profitable?"
(Spoiler: Sigh, probably not.)

Honestly, I find the grossest person here to be Oprah (I'm sorry Oprah!). There's something oddly predatory about being willing to take advantage of someone just out of rehab and possibly not making the best decisions and throw them into interviews and on reality tv shows. I'm not saying Lindsay isn't agreeing, but

I don't know if she invited us into her rehab; it was more like we're gatecrashers who stormed her party years ago to watch her demise and won't leave. At this point, she's trying basically to clean her house up the morning and just trying to feed us a little bit of breakfast in the hopes that maybe we'll stop

All I can say, is if this is the grossest thing you have ever seen, you have not explored the internet very thoroughly.

Quick! Someone check him for snips and puppy dog tails!

I came here hoping he kept it as a pet and now I am satisfied. Time for the dance of joy!

a person I used to call my "wifey"

Amanda Bynes' sexuality is relevant to her psyche hold because ...

I did a GIS on tinkerbell and was going to post a picture of her. I found this instead and it is way better. There's just something carefree about it that I like. I'm pretty sure about 1/3 of all internet memes are somehow captured in this one awesome moment.

I can't believe you're just exposing your pussy like that! Cover that up!!

I need more Phylicia Rashad bitchface in my life. She is amazing.

Aaaand Orson Scott Card continues to ruin my childhood.

No, radishes scream. That's why you can't get them live in the store and, incidentally, why they're red when you see them in stores— they've been parboiled before hand, turning them red, sort of like what happens with shellfish.