A real rich person would just let their baby shit in one of their Berkins.

I agree that the last meal thing can be interesting, but making it part of a jokey cooking show is maybe not the best way to address it.

Whatever. In my case, the roles are reversed; I'm the one who's usually monitoring my mom on Facebook:

(never mind the French subtitles, feel the humiliation)

Considering the lead author of this study is from Brigham Young, I'm going to venture a guess that the teen culture in Utah is slightly different than that of suburban New Jersey.

Dr. Sarah Coyne of Brigham Young University

Presented without comment.

I think it's amazing that she was able to come out of The Secret Life unscathed. That show was just so horribly written and directed and acted.

That whole statement realllllly bothers me. RE-WILDING? LIKE, WTF? Does she think rural indigenous people are living solely off of like buffalo meat and wild berries? Indigenous does not equal antiquated or stereotypical. Modern lives all around, y'all.

I would leave a longer comment, but I'm rewilding.

Madeline, Imma let you finish, but the best Jimmy Fallon news ever is that JESSE AND THE RIPPERS WILL BE PERFORMING ON THE SHOW ON FRIDAY

Hey look, she managed to play Michael Jordan without changing the color of her skin. See how that can work?

/obligatory "Body shaming!" post

For a horrifying moment, I thought that penises had become sentient and were growing arms. IT HAS BEGUN. DEPLOY THE VAGINA DENTATA.

Aaawwww [penis], I'm sure with time [little hairy penises] these guys are going to become very [2 penis panda infants] adorable. Just give it time! Penises.

they look like large deformed lychees

Good lord, what kind of hot dogs have you been eating?!?!

Don't body shame me!

You just need to walk harder. This is me after four weeks of wearing Shape-Ups while I take the dog out to pee.

Not Anna Breslaw's fault because it is a quote but "numerous amounts of alcohol" does not sentence. There is no way to structure a sentence where that phrase makes sense. "Amounts" can not be "numerous" ... it just doesn't work that way.