So you hit up African American hookers to peg you? Maybe if you went down on your wife more, she would do it.

ugh, Ramona is totally the real-life version of Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls.

And then, the miller's daughter told the little man, RUMPLESTILTSKIN! And the little man stomped his feet and then went and fucked a hooker because the woman was mean to him.

The cheating spouse should take 100% of the blame. I don't care if you only have sex once a year; if you don't like it get a divorce. THEN go fuck somebody else.

Infidelity is the fault of the person who strays, and no one else's.

And if there's anything hotter than having sex with a spouse who doesn't want to, well I don't know what it is.

maybe if partners paid more attention to ALL of each others needs, it wouldn't be so bloody common.

At some point it might not be possible to be a feminist/ decent human and also be christian.
Christianity - One of world's oldest pushers of marital rape and domestic abuse!

Shut up, Flanders.

The way I have sex, gout is an STD.

We stop referring to them as "children" when they turn 18.

I wish this were more true. While he'll have to deal with some of this, I'm confident that there will be no shortage of right-wing assholes with money who will line up to use Zimmerman as their poster boy, support him, and keep him comfortable.

Jim Cooke deserves all the money for this image. Can we have a Jim Cooke retrospective of his top GM images? They're just the best.

"The two scuffled, and just when it looked like Zimmerman's Die Hard fantasies were going to end with him getting his ass kicked by a skinny teen, the gun was fired into the chest of the boy, ending the boy's life."

THIS. So much. Zimmerman is a whiny little wimp who picked a fight and then pulled out a gun when the…

Found in George Zimmerman's gun's journal:

A glimpse through an interstice caught,

A+ on the graphic for this article.

Reaaaaallllllllly? You might want to revisit the highlights of 20th century Germany, you European historian, you.

I can't snark at CRJ. I could totally mess up a throw like that.

North?

I am still annoyed when an archaic form offers me:

Somewhere a guy named "Dick Manly" is just getting money thrown at him non-stop.