For what it's worth, I think this is less about these companies "punishing" Deen and more about them protecting their image. Because of what she said and did, having her name on any merchandise is not a good idea.

SEE?! I told you repealing DOMA was bad! Not only have we destroyed the natural law of marriage, we've destroyed the natural law of gravity, too! I hope you liberals are happy!

That dolphin is kind of dark, I'm surprised she doesn't have him in a white tuxedo doing Shirley Temple style tapdances.

Reading these actually scares me more. Not because the women look bad (they don't) but because I recognize a lot of negative feelings that I know I would feel about myself if my body changed so much.

I repeat: now Pee Wee is going to marry fruit salad. It's basically official, I'm leaking it to the tabloids.

Every time I read a Kumail Nanjiani tweet, one of my ova dies of sadness that it will not become his baby. I'm running out of ova.

"Do you john, take mrs. fluffy to be your wedded wife? "

"I do"

"And do you, mrs. fluffy take john to be your husband?"

"meow"

"Does anyone have any evidence why these two should not get married"

Well I can only hope so! I've had my eye on this horse up in Napa. He's hung, loves long walks and lives in a winery. I mean he's perfect!

I am literally more worried that Pee Wee Herman will try to marry fruit salad.

Oh, sure.

Make fun now. But this slope really is slippery, and it's not going to stop with animals.

Before you know it, people are going to be marrying buildings, works of art, even rules of grammar.

And I won't be left behind. I just proposed to the Flatiron Building and the rule against run-on sentences. …

He almost used up all 140 characters when he could have just tweeted, "I don't understand consent."

well...in their defense, the concept of consensual sex is probably beyond their abilities to grasp.

Kids.

Stinkhorn mushroom. And it looks even more like a dick in real life than it does in that illustration.

Fly Amanita! Sooo poisonous. The Scandinavian shamans would eat a tiny piece, go into their sweat lodges, drink lots of fluids, pee, then drink their pee to get the hallucinogenic effects. Cuz eating more mushroom would obviously poison them more.

Good luck finding one.

"Husband Funny"... makes me think of men as hairy knuckle-draggers who still go around clubbing their missuses. "Husband funny. Ug make woman laugh. Ug say you make sandwich now, ha ha ha!"

I don't understand why Mrs Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff is so loathe to admit to having farted when we're in the car together - I know it wasn't me, and we're the only ones there. Women, right? Men be like "meat! farts! boobs!", but ladies be all "jewellery and babies!".