Throob, sounds like a term you'd apply to that three breasted woman in Total Recall.

What do you call it when your boobs don't quite come together, as in the innerboob, but they are pushed up cleavage-style, without revealing any of the bottom bit of the breast?

I like that it's now news when Chris Brown doesn't assault a woman.

Anyone see Selling Spelling Manor? Candy had shelves and shelves of dolls, complete with her own hi-lo to reach the upper shelves. The dolls were wrapped in plastic, labeled, and kept in mint condition. She had a HUGE number of beanie babies.

You and me Beanie Baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

This is the same woman who told me I needed to die

So that's why there were so many of them...

"Its so easy to persecute someone that is older, overweight, stupid, disgusting, illiterate, racist, ugly, horrible, unintelligible, crazy-eyed... wait what was I saying? I kind of lost my train of thought."

I think it's insulting to treat older white women like they're morons. They're not dumb. So let's stop treating them like doddering dullards who don't understand that social norms have changed. They know. THEY KNOW. They're not magically trapped in that long-ago world they grew up in.

What kills me most about this week's outcry about the generalizing/prejudice against white Southerners is the manner in which they (and I'm including some of our commentariat) have managed to completely side-step the learning moment of empathy. I would love if once, just once, instead of seeing "It's so unfair!" or…

Ok, this is hilarious. I have to share this with my Jezebels.

I hope they're all labeled properly as "containing nuts."

I wholeheartedly agree with Kelly Oxford's tweet. I worked in a grocery store for a year, and I can't count how many times someone forgot something and refused to go get it themselves, as if it was our problem. My conversations with them consisted of me trying to tell them that I can continue ringing in their stuff…

To me, nursing mama cats' faces always say, "Will somebody get these things the hell off of me already?"

Some people could use a geography lesson, I'm lookin' at you Rick Ross.

He said he won't file a police report because that would be "girly"... giving him the Sophia Loren Side Eye so hard right now.

To be fair, they were just Hangin' Tough.

You know, he kind of had me until #Soldier because no. Say it sucks, file a police report because that shit is illegal, but quit acting hard on the internet. And don't use hashtags to express said hardness.

Worst West Side Story remake ever.

Are you fucking kidding me? Filing a police report would be "girlie"? Fucking vomit.