"Where are you registered?"

WAS JUST GOING TO SAY THIS, YES. Also, I really like that they did it that way, instead of having each gender wear their own respective genitalia. Very normalizing and accepting, well done.

I'm not a doctor or anything, but that's a shenis and a mangina.

I don't wanna gender-police here, but um...isn't that a Penis Woman and Vagina Man? (Which, personally, I think is even radder than the other way around.)

Chris?!

I hope they try so many that even years from now, we debate on what the name actually turned out to be amidst so many swirling possibilities.

I don't know about you guys, but I'm still rooting for Gucci Ass Diamond.

Oh, wow, thanks. I thankfully had a great dad and while I am proud of my mother for the achievements she did make, I am still conflicted. I can remember being like 10 and telling her, "Mom, I think this is all bs. Why on earth are you dealing with this?" And I know that my rights, my life, my options are all there…

Everytime I lean in, all I get is a lecture about inappropriate touching from H.R.

I'm actually surprised more men don't go, "Hey, wait a minute. I am perfectly capable of walking down the street without raping anyone. This is bullshit."

"But I just found this woman lying around, so I don't have to treat her like a person anymore, right?"

Right? For a woman who played the sexually abused Celie in The Color Purple, you would have to guess she never bothered to read the book.

But boys will be boys! They can't help it! They're not in control their dicks because of biology and evolution! And the urge to rape falls on random innocent men out of the fucking sky!

I literally cannot believe (like, can't absorb the information) that Whoopi is totally down with victim-blaming like this. It is insanely disappointing.

And why are they never talking about the responsibility of the criminal not to commit crimes? Ever?

It's really too bad that Whoopi isn't cool. Because she seems so cool. But we are constantly faced with this evidence that she is in act not cool at all. Because I grew up admiring her so much. But she keeps doing this to me. To me, personally.

Can we make it a rule that anyone who uses the phrase "personal responsibility" in a conversation about rape loses the right to talk about rape?

Let me fix that for you asshole:

Ugh, there is a special place of irritation (I use that expression a lot, so I have a lot of metaphorical irritation in my life) for this kind of "empowerment" via traditional beauty nonsense. It basically leaves all of us back exactly at the same place we were, and keeps the focus on our bodies as aesthetic things to…

omfg, THE HORROR.