Dear David Spade,
Dear David Spade,
On seeing the Beeb's naked body so early in the morning:
I knowwww. I clicked on the link because I was like, "what could they POSSIBLY look like to resemble a yeast infection?!"
Yessss! Do it! I'm gonna start using it, too.
aaahhahahaha I LOVE that!
EEEWWWW I just looked at mine! Most are fine, but then there are the few that are ...not an evaluation of my pedagogy.
There's just something off about all the boobs in the picture. They look...weird (I am insightful this morning).
BUTT why, you mean.
Amy Schumer - Cat Park
You do realize you'll have to follow up with this, right?
Me too.
This caused my first smile of the day. (It's almost noon. I needed it - so thanks.)
Hairy hot dogs. Right. Hot dogs. That's what they look like.
Well, there go MY Saturday nights.
You know, I've dislocated my shoulder and I guess I missed out on getting a yeti arm as a replacement. I feel pretty cheated with just my normal, regular human arm.
Nothing to add besides - your story could be my story to the letter, right down to the "you're so smart, you're definitely going to grad school", "the recession will be over by the time you're done" lines. And now I've graduated (Ph.D. ecology) and I feel like a fucking fool for believing what everyone told me. I've…
How about a sun-lamp? That could help you with the mood thing.