I have always felt the same way about celebrity crushes. Almost no possible way they will ever be fruitful. Not that I haven't had plenty of crushes on dudes I know in real life that I had no chance whatsoever with though.

Well, it looks like the bloom is off the stanking urban yard-chickens!

"Here we ho again?" I can't even...

Arrested Development. Now stop what you're doing and go watch it.

Back in my day, all the bald baby girls wore those lace headbands that look like bridal garters. I never needed one, as I was born with a full head of hair. Plus back hair.

Yes to the Family Guy thing. Extra points if the reaction is "Why do you hate funny stuff?"

lol "hollow reed"

Silly me. The fruity cocktail must have gone to my head.

Oh, I just thought it was a bowl of air.

AH yes, the diet soda vessel hierarchy. You nailed it.

Oh haha I think I mashed up diet soda and low-fat cereal from the list. Still, low-fat cereal isn't happening either.

You forgot bottled water. Women always seem to be struggling to drink it. http://thehairpin.com/2011/11/women-…

I said the same elsewhere in the comments but I brought that up on facebook when they trotted out that sketch artist bullshit and half my friends were like, ohhh isn't Dove wonderful? And people actually accused me of lying (and hating women lol), as though they could not just google it themselves in 0.005 seconds.

Ugh, I brought that up on facebook when they trotted out that sketch artist bullshit and half my friends were like, ohhh isn't Dove wonderful? And people actually accused me of lying (and hating women lol), as though they could not just google it themselves in 0.005 seconds.

Because get that effing camera out of my face while I'm just trying to go about my normal life. The whole style of this ad was obnoxious and invasive.

She has a weird thing about milk, I guess? I once listened to one of her podcasts and she said something about how weird it was that she drank a glass of milk.

Yes to vetting contributors. Yes to editing contributions. It's like they're all saying "It's the Internet! Anything goes!"

Really? Really? The parameters are gender, distance and age and they can't consistently find matches within THOSE parameters? I can't.

Not so much the advice as Roseanne herself.

I swear if mis-matched pantlegs become a thing (didn't Miley Cyrus do this with jeans and sweatpants?) and I have to see them everywhere all the time... I...I don't even know. Also, that thing isn't even culottes. It's half of culottes. A culotte.