You do realize that Humane Watch is one of the many websites set up by the Center for Consumer Freedom, which is a fake non-profit that exists for no other reason but to attack charities, right? A simple Google search would have told you that the Center for Consumer Freedom (who also runs that famous PETA Kills…

The lyrics to the video? You mean the ones where they're in a club and she's there with another dude and is dancing up on Robin Thicke and may or may not have told him that she'd like to go home with him instead of her boyfriend? Or do you mean your interpretation of the lyrics to the video? Because those are two…

Somewhere there is a small Asian man hopping down the street with a watermelon on his head.

That's not even the tip of the iceberg. The NRA has blocked government funding for STUDYING the effect of firearm availability on crime rateshttp://thinkprogress.org/justice/2012/1… . They have pushed legislation in some states banning pediatricians from ASKING parents if their guns are locked away. They have a lot of…

Chicago has a concealed carry law. There is a ban only on magazines with capacity of over 12 rounds. There are no firearm registration laws and city issued firearm owners permits are not required. It's not exactly an example of strict gun control (for that, look to England, Wales and Australia). If you look at the…

He is no Harry.

Yes, I'm sure your company is wonderful. I just hope they're fully enjoying it, since every day they're creeping closer and closer to the age of 30, when they'll find themselves alone at the bar at closing time, with nothing to warm the dried-out husks of their vaginas but the memory of your enormously adequate prick.

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Can't anybody do anything good anymore? It's either suspicious, or it's just not good enough.

I'm 37 and I almost exclusively wear AE jeans. And I adore their boyfriend tanks which I sang the praises of in my own grey little thread. AND I have a couple of really cute, casual cardigans from there. Whatevs. I will be wearing AE jeans until I am 80 years old and I'll still be pairing them with Chucks!

I, an otherwise rational 25-year-old woman, have developed a seriously giddy schoolgirl-style crush on him. Ughhhh.

This iz not okay even if a white person wears it as clothing and not as costume?

So if you just like buying things, it won't make you lonely.

I know you guys keep trying to push this "fuck anything that moves" agenda for whatever reason. And if that's what you want, then by all means, keep doing what you do. But for some of us, monogamy is not some sort of restraining idea. I'm monogamous because I love the person I'm with and I honestly don't want to be…

Flicking the bean *cringe*

Batzimman. Bammerman. Zimbatman.

This is a really good ad for getting pregnant.

I agree. My favorite is people who make a point of identifying themselves as "detail-oriented," but they have typos and misaligned bullets all over their resume. Detail-oriented, huh? Those people don't get interviews from me.

I did up my resume for a portfolio class one time with a very strong typographic layout. It was still readable and well organized, I just used non-standard fonts and sizes. My teacher told me that resumes are not billboards and made me redo it in a more traditional layout. I thought to myself, isn't the whole point…

Resume templates shouldn't exist at all. If you're using a template you're doing it wrong.