Um, love this gem from the reviews:

I discovered I had one when I wet the bed. At my boyfriend's place. Wet the bed.

God damn ovaries.

She better hope the judge doesn't decide to release jurors identities.

dear god.

I work in the design field and have seen many a resume come in from potential employees/interns. My BIGGEST pet peeve (aside from not going beyond a Word template) is inconsistency. Sometimes you'll see the language switch from 1st person to 3rd person, bullets slightly misaligned, websites not formatted the same…

Let me just say that your teacher was wrong. Provided the typographic layout was done well, that is the type of stuff potential employers want to see. I usually go for a more minimalist layout with very subtle design elements (I'm in design as well) but I've seen resumes that have been a lot more designerly done well,…

Hahahaha, oh man, I'm clearly in the right place.

I know 1D concerts are expensive, but I haven't encountered tix like that. I don't know what the base prices are from ticketmaster/box office since 1D usually sells out minutes after opening sales, but I'm thinking around $29.50 for GA to $300 for VIP. StubHub averages around $90-300 for all 1D shows. The average…

Scalping price.

There's something I find charming about Lindsay in her performances, I don't know what it is. Maybe the fact that she comes off as very vulnerable and reactive. I actually enjoyed the Elizabeth Taylor movie, but probably not for the reasons I should. I felt for Lindsay when I was watching it because I felt like a lot…

I'm very grateful to have a job in my field that's full time, with benefits and decent pay, especially considering I've relied almost entirely on my portfolio and experience due to having an associates degree. However, in the last year, I've gotten really passionate about work-life balance and working to live, not…

Need this.

Well, here's the thing: he doesn't even attempt logic, so I hesitate to call it mansplaining. More like caustic, ignorant word vomit. I want to put him in his place so bad. I feel so gross that I shook this guys hand once and said hello. :/

Haha. It's actually a man. He's always ranting about the "libs" and Obamer trying to take away his guns. And he's always posting scripture and saying how every other Christian that doesn't vehemenently oppose gays and abortions will certain burn in hell. I can't comment because I'm a friend of a friend. Otherwise,…

Yeah, he's a friend of a friend. We were friends once on Facebook, but I deleted him a month later because I got tired of his ignorant shenanigans.

Bah, the problem is its a friend of a friend. This man friend requested me after meeting me once. I un-friended him after about a month because I could NOT handle his ignorant ranting about the "libs" and the "whores" getting abortions anymore. I only saw the status because sometimes these things still pop up when you…

Ahhhhhh. That's the best ever. Thank you for saying what I could not slow my raging brain down enough to articulate!!

Meanwhile, a friend of a friend on Facebook posted this status, "Ho's get abortions. Ladies don't." I want to say something so bad. Please talk me off the ledge.

I have a decently-paying full time job with benefits right now and even with that and my SO's salary I know I could not support a child. Meanwhile, it seems that the most financially challenged and ill-prepared around me are having children like crazy. I don't understand where this difference in logic comes from. I…