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A lover of mine is spectacularly well-endowed and the biggest problem it's caused so far is preventing doggie style because the added depth means my cervix gets the shit kicked out of it. This is our only problem with it, so I heavily sympathise with this guy.

I personally make a point of never photographing other people's children and I would trust that if I ever had any of my own, other people would only take pictures of them in the context of something that has a slim chance of being problematic - e.g. in a group with their own children, for example, something clearly

Were the results based on self-reported responses? If I had a high BMI and someone asked me about my exercise habits, I can easily imagine the flashing sign saying 'social desirability!' that would pop up in my head and prompt me to inflate my exercising frequency. Considering what a hard time Jezebel (admirably, IMO)

Wolf from Gladiators, Alan Rickman and the Rock. If I got stuck in a lift with those three, I'd probably explode in a hail of lady-juice.

All my one night stands have turned into long-term relationships or fuck buddies. I'm not sure what I'm doing wrong, but perhaps I'm so awesome they just keep coming back for more? :D

Having an organ transplant means two things - a) you are generally in poor health, your activities are restricted and you have to take drugs for the rest of your life and live in fear of central chest pain. And b) you have to go through a massive, life threatening operation and recovery process that might not even

Gah. A uni prof of mine once told us about when she worked as a researcher in the 80s (in an all female office), and was chided by the security guard of the building for keeping Cosmo magazine in her drawer, as allegedly this was what provoked the man who broke into their office one night and ejaculated all over their

Skype sex was very exciting with someone new, but it got v old, v quickly, primarily because I wanted the real thing! But it can be hot...as a one off.

My mother succeeded in making both me and my brother horrified at the idea of throwing up/someone else throwing up because she used to freak out so much when we did it as children (because she had to clean it up, usually). Thanks Mum!

Hah, I hired for £90. Mind you, the Prom thing doesn't appear to have hit the UK as hard as it does in the US.

Story of O, all the way.

I hate untidy, poorly maintained changing rooms (I think the environment makes me like the clothes more, so crappy changing rooms are not only pleasant, they're also illogical) and the way some of them are lit also seems massively counterintuitive. Otherwise, I love the process of trying out the wares. It's like

Evan Stone, all the way. Especially in the first Pirates film!

I've just told my boyfriend of 3 years that I don't feel like having sex with him anymore :( I wonder if knowing that this is trendy will be a comfort to him or not...

I took up chess for lent ^_^

Seems all in order to me. If I were the little girl, I'd be more concerned by everyone freaking out and then recording me and putting it on YouTube.

'Fully control'? She clearly didn't grow up with my mother...

Based on a quick listen to BBC Radio 4 this morning, this was covered in some depth and the feeling tended to be that those who opposed the ban were in the minority and a lot of the French public support the ban, including women. I think they see it more as a nationalism/religious issue than as a feminist one, which

Me and my bf are in an open relationship and whilst I wouldn't say he identifies as poly, he sure as hell takes care that he doesn't come over as Creepy McCreep when he tries to approach women he finds attractive, because he is very well aware that there is a significant risk of this and that many people find the

TBH, if someone has read Ayn Rand, at least it'll be something to talk about.