I’m convinced that couples who do the cake-smashing-into-the-face thing at their wedding don’t stay married. That’s some aggressive bullshit to start off a marriage.

Nah, you’re definitely weird for focusing on potential people instead of taking care of the ones already here. Instead of bullying women about how many kids they don’t have, you should be bullying your local state legislature into making sure the children already here are taken care of.

Being alive inside someone doesn’t give the fetus equal or more rights than its host. For you to put potential above realized life shows you’re weirdly obsessed with the contents of a woman’s uterus. That’s just fucking creepy. Mind your own business, weirdo.

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But in my head, I’m always going to see you as what you were born as.

LOVED that video!

And I’m so old I know who that old lady is!

You actually think Sanders is a poster boy for patriarchy? That’s HILARIOUS. Come back after you take a good look at what the Republicans are offering up by comparison.

She’s the worst part of that show.

Did Paul write something like that forty years ago and hasn’t legislated in that direction?

This fabric? Gorgeous.

Well, look at the types of people who usually bring it up, and you gotta figure that they glossed over its origins in History class.

“States rights” usually comes into play on crap like that. Also, notice that “states rights” usually is code for, “crap that will run over individual rights”.

As much as I agree that big ag has gotten a pass for far too long in California, it still remains that there’s no fucking water coming from the sky, so not having a lawn is the best way to go. To see so many water hogs not give a shit about using up a finite resource is infuriating, and every one of them should get…

I’m giggling like an idiot over your username and avatar. Meet the Millers is underrated in its comedy gold.

PUPPEH!!!!!!!!!

The dog gets a reprieve, is what you’re saying? Heheheheh...

You really can’t go wrong with Harley and Ivy!