Things Marchman knows nothing about:

Well, your cluelessness perfectly exonerates him then.

This tweet:

I never believed he wrote the first one. And, honestly, I thought the entire accusation was belittling and sexist.

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HAHAHA yes. Lily, the original was the kind of high society girl the girls who love her brand would have totally ostracized. I mean, she was creme de la creme east coast, who eloped, ran away to the opposing coast and started a freaking juice business which later became her fashion line. She went around with a…

I think it's the people decrying the Target collaboration that don't get it. I mean, the line developed out of her need to have cheap cotton dresses that wouldn't show stains, FFS. Jackie Kennedy wore them on family vacations for the same reason - kids are dirty, and she had a lot of them. Honestly, based on my…

We did recruitment during winter break, that week after New Years. So... no classes. Also no men on campus, just hundreds and hundreds of very well-dressed women. It was kind of refreshing and horrifically strange all at the same time.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

What if she has nothing to tell. That'd be a pretty good reason for staying quiet.

I think Bill Cosby thought Bill Cosby was Lisa Bonet's dad.

Are you sure about that? Her boots currently knock with Jason Momoa's boots.

It's almost hilarious that when the NYPD sat around brainstorming ways to prove how necessary they are to the daily functioning of the city they came up with, "Stop writing tickets for bullshit petty offenses and harassing people on the sidewalks, that'll show 'em! They'll come crawling back to lick our boots after a…

I know Olbermann has given ESPN a lot of grief during his time but man, when he gets it right, he gets it right.

I love how the other guys realize what Rich is doing early on, yet continue to try to get their own words in over him while Rich completely ignores them.

Basically the sports world's version of losing Robin Williams today. Just the way so many people have been broken up or moved to tears all day long with these tributes is incredible.

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

"Oh, you doin you Stu Scott here, heh heh."

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.

I remember a ton of tabloid stories about it during the 80s and 90s.