There is zero chance an amateur runner ran the 2nd half of a sub-3 hour marathon 17 minutes faster than the first. ZERO.

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

You maintain away Mark! You're wrong, but you just keep on keepin on.

I do have one dealy-bop. The last line has a minor problem with it.

Can we sue them for constantly blathering about the Duggars like they are some sort of American royalty?

Yes, we will do that on the same day that anyone gives a shit about what you think.

Does something as simple as a character being named in honour of someone truly get your knickers that twisted? Sheesh.

You do understand that nobody on earth has ever said: "MAN, I HATE THIS IN LOVING MEMORY CHARACTER!", except you. You know this, right?

I'm not saying the park is unsafe. I'm saying that police could be providing community service, patrolling and keeping people safe, and actually serving the population-at-large.

HA, but it's a kinda nice thought, especially if ol' girl is a Coca-Cola enthusiast. I get it. Would've been nice if Coke gave them an unlimited supply of soda or something though, really thank them for the free advertising.

Bipolar. It doesn't just go away, you know.

Well, let's not act like they aren't the same people.

OK. Maybe I'm OCD. Or maybe I just give a shit about responsible publishing. But, jesus, fix your goddamn error! Pretty please with sugar on top?

You think that's proof he fucked Paltrow? I've hugged my sister more sexually than that.

So, um, maybe make the correction?