It never does.

Nothing about this needed to be formatted into a slideshow to more effectively communicate the information. 

“At least before 9 we had a sliver of hope that they knew what they were doing with an overarching story.”

Kenneth, between this post and the opening paragraph of your post about Shadow in the next Sonic movie, I am becoming genuinely concerned about you. Unless all of it is tongue in cheek and you’re just playing it 100% straight for amusement, I hope you’re getting some help with some of this shit.

If you are listening to music concerned what others might think of your choices you are doing it wrong. Even if that means showing that you listened to that Smooth Criminal Glee cover. Listen to what brings you joy - not what you think looks cool on social posts. Show off who you are and fly that Glee flag high - not…

“Like most social media trends, Spotify Wrapped is an extension of all of us putting on a performance and projecting a version of ourselves out to the world that is cool and has their shit together.”

Yeah, I haven’t played Last of Us II yet (I did play the first, and liked it) because I need to have a specific time for it when I don’t mind a game just wallowing in misery like a pig in shit. I’ve gotten to the point where if it goes on sale I’d consider it, but now this comes along - guess it’ll be another couple…

I played some of the first game, and I admit I just wasn’t very good at it. And on top of that everything about the world is just so miserable that I don’t have much motivation to try and push through. Especially not for a sequel which is by all accounts even more miserable than the first one!

I’ve only played a third or so of the first game, and I wasn’t impressed. I’m sure the narrative is great or whatever, but the gameplay itself is pretty rote. I felt like I was being pranked when I first played it. After sitting through seemingly an hour of poorly paced cutscene, I finally get to play, and it’s just a…

I don’t really have a dog in this fight because I’m not invested in the series. Played a bit of the first one at a friend’s place and it was fine. Watched a playthrough of the whole story and again: fine. Nowhere near the masterpiece people prop it up as but it’s pretty good.

If quotability is our only metric then clearly the prequels are clearly the best Star Wars movies. I mean, who could beat:

Solo gets a lot of flack but upon subsequent viewings it holds up a lot better than the new three, and actually feels like it exists in the same universe at the other non-sequel movies.

unfortunately the most quotable movie of the sequel trilogy is ‘rise of skywalker’

It’s nu-AV Club and Sam Barsanti. He’s either straight trolling for clicks, or a victim of his own terrible taste, or both.

Only mildly less shitty than Amouranth’s pity campaign about how she only did OnlyFans because her abusive/controlling husband made her, and yet they supposedly split and she’s still doing OnlyFans.

Feels like this website is primarily about Twitch streamer news now.

Sounds like a great profession. People throw money at you. People celebrate you for using sex work to empower yourself. And then when you’ve made enough (for now) you can tell those same people who threw money at and celebrated you that they are horrible for doing so and that it has irrevocably harmed your mental…

I think it's a stretch to suggest she had romantic or sexual interest in any of the men

Daily reminder that Suletta’s sister refers to herself as Miorine’s “Sister-in-law” during the epilogue.

Still queer...