And they don't have pointy ears! *cough cough elves cough*

The two accomplices, both surfers, are described almost as brothers, and one lawyer for Coll said he was essentially manipulated by the older Abbas.

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Grandma?

Although I find this an interesting perspective on the game, I'd have to strongly disagree with many points. The main key element of the game I think you're overlooking is that each character was designed to satisfy bot the casual gamer and the hardcore gamer. With Zer0 for instance, you can either go the route of…