I had the same reaction re: toothpaste. Toothpaste expires?

Ding, ding, ding! You’ve hit it right on the head. Couldn’t have said it any better...

I’m so, so sorry.

Dick Chibbles = More well-spoken than Donald Trump

Not to mention the time she lied about her son’s health in court and tried to have BOTOX injected in his feet to “eliminate his foot odor.” He was seven at the time.

Thanks. I’m sure it will. For me, today was sad news (like this about Pres. Carter) + weird events + kinda depressed = shitty.

God, this has been the worst day.

Hey, good for you on starting running! I am trying to get into a new kind of fitness routine and your post is a good reminder that the quicker I get off of my ass, the better I’ll feel.

Yeah, the Daily Mail thinks periods are grooooossss, BUT they WILL publish virtually uncensored shot-for-shot ISIS-produced video stills showing hostages being literally blown to pieces. Great. Awesome. Looks like I’m moving my 5 pm drink up to 3.

As is 100% motherfucking proper.

Sandpaper Block at Dick Blick’s

I had totally forgotten about that! Yes, reading the works of one of the best-selling authors in the world was super-evil in Arkansas in the ‘90s.

Yep. Actually, I think the whole prosecutorial case was “Damien. Wears black....a lot. Doesn’t like football AND writes in a journal. I mean, c’mon!”.

Hmm, remember the last time a police department/sheriff believed that “witchcraft” was the reason for a triple murder? Didn’t turn out so well...

Agree. This guy is a whackadoodle nutjob who was just indicted (for chrissakes) and he is ridiculed for...his eyes?! I google image-searched him and he does appear to have suffered some nerve damage to his right eye as an adult (as earlier pictures don’t appear to show any nerve issues in that eye).

Yes. That model looks like a walking, talking Rachel Dolezal-themed Pinterest board.

I think if you weren’t feeling mixed-up about this it would be abnormal. By ghosting you, he was acting like an immature child and was (obviously) emotionally careless.

Me too. We’ve got to do more flaggin’ around here (though I honestly have no idea if anyone is actually monitoring flagged content).

ALCONLEIGH!? *sniffle

You aren’t alone - recently I’ve had a slew of disappointing conversations with my own mom vis a vis the Caitlyn Jenner story. My mom has always skewed liberal when it comes to political/social issues she cares about: anti-death penalty, pro-gay marrriage, pro-social welfare programs, etc.). However, she has had a…