"I'll have what she's having..."

Please don't mention Jenny McCarthy and Sherlock in the same comment - it's making my head hurt. Alas, my disdain for her has no end.

Jeez, it's a TV show, not a vaccine. I can wait a few weeks.

Can't believe you just made a "magenta" reference. With all due respect to Blanche, though, I think my "off" color would be teal. It is reminiscent of dusty draperies, ugly car interiors, and cheap bridesmaids' dresses. Yuck.

They are a male couple, and the wedding was quite sweet.

But does she know how to perform "an ocular pat-down"? I think not.

Per the video still (above) - Why on Earth are there hundreds of tiny blue people trapped in coffins? That imagery is just...disturbing.

Three things:
1. "...guess he just wanted to see if she lived up to the hype!" Lindy - you kill me.
2. "a sexless marriage"!!! They have a billion children!
3. I loved Inn Love. I will never not love it. So there.

This man was in an Apple store, and THAT is what he chose?! For shame...

I am militant about having one of these things in my car, but it always ends up lodged under my seat and, hence, unusable in the very situation for which it was purchased. I'm a mess, all-around.

Yup. My list is as boring as hell: underwear, socks, etc. One year I asked for batteries. BATTERIES. When did all this everyday shit become so $$$!?

Good God. Obligatory cute cat picture to cheer you up. (He fell asleep watching TV...)

I just need to tell you that, from now on, if anyone asks me for advice, on any subject, I will respond thusly: "Barf, and go complain to a manager." I think that covers a plethora of situations, right?

WHY?????!!!!!

How many people need to testify that he or she believed it was Trayvon's voice calling for help? Aren't his mother and brother the most qualified witnesses to determine whether it was their loved one's voice? Also, there was a third, independent prosecution witness, Jayne Surdyka, who testified that shortly before the…

Stop it, Dermot Mulroney. Where are you hiding THIS guy? Get thee to Supercuts!

Definitely B. Nigel's weird invisible piano fingers = just creepy enough. Plus, I can't think of Roger Ailes as Dule Hill.

Is that Una Merkel in that picture? If so, my Thanksgiving is made right there.

I totally agree. Many have forgotten/missed that the indictment issued yesterday was the result of the investigation of the Wayne County Prosecutor's Office, NOT the one conducted by the police. The OPA is one of the largest and busiest in the country; to start, complete and produce an indictment in 10 days is pretty…

Just to clarify: the defendant has NOT been charged as a felon in possession of a firearm. Rather, the firearm charge relates to a particular Michigan law under which anyone (felons, non-felons) can be charged for using a firearm in the commission/attempted commission of an underlying felony (in this case, that felony…