On the firearm charge: using a firearm in commission/attempted commission of a felony in Michigan results in a 2-year sentence if convicted (first violation). If there is another conviction under that same statute, the resulting sentence rises to 5 years.

For Sarah, "deal" apparently = "dill." For a moment there, I thought she had a pickle fetish.

It is so terrible that you have had to deal with these awful feelings/experience(s). However, your courage in sharing your story will probably lead people to reconsider/challenge their own beliefs about what constitutes rape and assault, and that is a good thing.

Every time I watch "Airplane" I notice 800 new things...

You're right - most people have to work beyond "retirement age" in order to achieve a comfortable but frugal retirement. As you also said, some people have to work longer in order just to maintain what is minimally required. I don't think that this particular woman fits that profile, though. She is making $40/hour and…

"shit statistics" = shitistics?

I can understand that - my sister has had to switch brands a few times because the companies actually ADDED alcohol (yuck) to their products. She now uses an (actually) hypoallergenic brand the name of which I forget. It has no alcohol or any harsh irritants.
All I know is that toilet paper, in most instances, is not…

Yeah, I guess my sister should just, like, get over her Crohn's disease! Seriously, I'm sincerely happy that most people don't need to use these wipes, but there are scores of people with real diseases that make life on the toilet, ahem, shitty. For these unfortunate people, butt wipes = less butthurt.

I don't get Julianne's look either. She went to a crazy glamorous event in her underwear.

Yes! The most disappointing thing about the dress is that it takes away from Kerry's own overwhelming beauty. She is KERRY WASHINGTON! I would have loved to see her in a simple, bold-colored dress. Her dress is a prime of example of when a designer doesn't know when to stop adding.

Thank you. This situation had developed to a point where a group of multiple boys had physically taken a piece of property from this girl's person. Why are people assuming that she could've said "no" and the group of boys would have magically dispersed?

This is just about the best goddamn comment I've ever read on Jezebel (or any other site). Just sayin'. That is all.

Yes. I will take a few "C'mon"s over whatever noise Azarenka is making out there. The world's most annoying balloon slowly deflating? A howler monkey stuck in a tree? I just can't.

Well, I'm a feminist and I think she should be charged with assault. I think it might be effective to sue her for civil assault as well. Legal/monetary consequences (and an embarrassing mug shot) would send the message that this kind of nonsense is not okay.
Also, I appreciate your frustration, but feminists do not…

I...cannot...even. That is THE evil/nightmare/horror story to end all evil/nightmare/horror stories.

The "ice cream selfie" was posted on June 25 at 6:58 pm by West's daughter Molly (via ABC affiliate WPLG Local 10 Miami). West's cross of Rachel Jeantel didn't even start until June 26.

Wow. I didn't know that people had such strong opinions about Lady Gaga. I mean, she's singing a song, not negotiating peace in the Middle East.

Whatever will Stacy Keach say?! Also, what the hell is a "docu-soap"?

I have no personal opinion as to the scientific basis (or non-basis) for dowsing, but I can only attest to the efficacy of the technique in my family. My grandfather "witched" for water for family and friends. He always did this on non-populated rural land (ie: no electrical pipes running in the ground, no underground…

Yeah. Anyone who once called herself "Sparkle Jump Rope Queen" probably should keep very quiet on Lady Gaga.