Brings to mind the movie "Brazil."

More like Palestinian terrorist cyber-attacks wealthy Jewish American's Internet company, demands miserable ransom or will strike again. Is fly swatted away.

He wants the whale penis under his ass because that's what he thinks it means to have class.

Douché!

Clitoral ablation has many benefits as it clears the mind during adolescence and makes for better mothers and spouses. Studies done by Egyptian and Nigerian medical scientists have confirmed the health redeeming value of these traditional hygiene practices.

It does not seem very capitalist of an ostensibly free-market government to de facto appropriate the private and proprietary data of the entire world. What is that data worth; did the USSR ever achieve such a massive level of expropriation? Despite appearances to the contrary the US Constitution is not and has never…

I call a cock-and-bull story, these testy birds have no visible testicles, are we to believe this would even appear in the necropsy report?

I've herd this all before, now pardon me while I go on pretending I have free will.

Because as every menstruating adolescent girl knows, only good vaginas are ever visited by 'big ol' St. Nick'! (This is the creepily, phallically, Weiner-worthy implication is it not?)

His 'research' was transparently tendentious has been thoroughly discredited by those credulous enough to not see through it immediately; its very thesis flies in the face of what is known of both Roman law (a centuries-old, exhaustively studied field) and ancient and medieval Canon Law. More believable would have…

Motorcycles and menstrual cycles are similar in that they are clearly both dangerous and require regulation.

The complex lady in the mirror

Your a French aristo and didn't notice Ms. Beck wrote "Le petit candy thief" when she should have said "La petite" (?)—this causes me to question your pedigree as well as your parole.

Exactly, you can't be world-wise, which is necessary for a major politician, and also remain a monogamous spouse.

Well, at least he was being refreshingly honest.

Punitive justice just means legally punishing someone for doing something illegal, all laws and all legal systems entail some form of punitive justice; assuming you knew all this, what kind of "justice" would you have replace punitive justice (would it be, for example, some form of restorative justice under all/most…

An infinite number of universes, but only within the mirror of reflection.

What the hell are you talking about–Sartre is dead and buried philosophically as well as literally. You meant to say someone read Agamben and can't wait etc. etc...

Ave de mal agüero

A society that truly (subjective) and wisely (less-subjective) cares for itself, does it through the implementation of universal contributive social protections, namely and principally, a genuine shared health-care system.