Maybe the refs would be nicer if for just once the players tried using carrots instead of sticks.

They went this far, they might as well make it an Electric Bugaru.

Yeah but who put the ram in the ram a lam a ding dong?

Same guy that put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp.

Coincidentally, my ‘78 Mark V had 7 lighted ashtrays; may all of your emphysemc dreams come true!

You should look at the difference between a late ‘60s Olds 98 and a ‘73-up 98. It’s horrific. The door panels were made with such indifference to style or quality that there are actually big, chrome screws with giant washers securing the panels at some corners, and the plastic is just terrible.

I prefer Boy Ahoy myself.

Well clearly that Mustang hasn’t left yet. Coming into the event isn’t the problem. Mustangs can only leave car events with the engine at 9,000 rpm or above. It’s in the owner’s manual. Otherwise Ford comes and takes the car back.

Yeah, I only feel sympathy towards people who share my choice in presidential candidates and political leanings too.

“It most certainly is”

NP.

That could be fun with the badges replaced by something a lot less heretical, maybe shorten to “Ghini” if feeling offensive, or retain the flowing script to spell out “Lambchop Counter.”

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

And waiting for the obligatory George’s answering machine theme from Seinfeld...

You lump everyone together. A lot of people just don’t cry and bitch and work hard for themselves. America died? Get out then. People would die to live here under any circumstances.

Amphib Baja Bug...? Do tell.

He’ll get about $25 after lawyer fees.

They seem to be doing pretty well with turnout for events, perhaps Hilldog should enlist this strategy.

What gave her the impression her diesel engined car was a zero emission vehicle?