Ghost crawling the whip.

The NRA is not some sinister James Bond villainous cabal bent on killing schoolchildren. It is an organization that represents millions of American citizens trying to secure their Constitutional rights even if they are rights you don’t want.

Oh boy! When I see someone wearing these I’m going to yell “Hey Siri...play Slim Whitman.”

I kinda like it. Now tell me why I’m a tasteless Philistine for doing so.

It’s got potential. You could probably rent it out as an apartment in Seattle for $1,000 a month.

I feel the same way about tattoos. Sue me.

Oh, I know. In fact, I bought a pound of them last week for just fifty bucks! Thank you, Craigslist.

Forty Nine Thousand Dollars. This had better have a Baggie full of diamonds in the trunk for that price.

Mistakes were made.

It’s a decent deal without the J.C. Whitney accessories.

Am I the only guy who thinks that being under a weighted blanked sounds like a punishment?

Am I the only guy who thinks that being under a weighted blanked sounds like a punishment?

A used Tesla Roadster is going for $50,000 to $80,000. You really think this publicity is worth less than that?

Some say that he’s a Rocket Man and that he knows if there’s Life On Mars. All we know is that he’s not called The Stig!

I thought they put the car on a trailer and and just towed it while filming.

Hate to say it, but the more “liberal” the government, the more restrictive they are with personal property.

(Looks at the front) No. Looks too “Barbie’s Dreamhouse” for my taste.

Where?

That’s a lot of car for two grand. Even with the pea-soup interior, I’d go for it.

Gene editing experiments result in:

People implore them to spend the money, but they’re kinda Flinty.