The Lost Weekday?

Ah, sorry. I thought it was YOU asking about compensating. I really should learn to read one of these days.

Why do you churlish asswipes always do this?

Isn’t that the car Mr. Incredible drove?

I’d get them and use them for a pizza delivery service. Pacer Pizza.

Insurance? Yeah, you’ll have to someone like Vern Fonk.

Wait, aren’t we supposed to hate Sodastream because of Jews or something?

Wait, aren’t we supposed to hate Sodastream because of Jews or something?

What the fuck? Is the ghost of Robin Williams yelling “Get him, datty!”

I thought that first one was a Subaru.

In all my years of driving, I’ve had 2 cars with pop-up headlights. A 1977 Porsche 924 and a 1990 Toyota Celica. They’ll probably be the last ones I have.

“Sir, you’re making a huge mistake.”

Tesla owners.

I bought a 9-3 convertible last weekend and it’s fun as hell driving with the top down. Never had a rag top before. I did have an old 900 a few years ago.

Well, Frida...that’s what happens when you call my car a Volvo.

I could watch that guy drive into the hole all damn day...in fact, I think I will.

HA! Pull the other one.

If you can use a calendar to clock your 0-60 time...you can count me out.

I’m gonna buy this jag so I can pick up some cougars!

Considering the lifestyles of our Climate-Aware Celebrity Class and their mastodon-sized carbon footprints...I’ll believe it’s a crisis when the people telling me it’s a crisis start to act like it’s a crisis.

What? Funk no!