No kidding! Where’s our daily two minutes of Trump Hate? Mr. Slim is paying you guys good money. You’re starting to run this place like a car blog or something.

Looks like Buick is back on the menu, boys!

Yeah, that’s not at all reassuring. “Car’s all fixed...quick, sell that bitch!”

It’s an Arizona car, so it’s probably as rust-free as possible. There’s a lot to like here...maybe TOO much to like. I’m not a fan of the Twinkie color, but overall I’d go for it if I was an attention seeker, since I’m not I’ll pass.

You took a work of art and bastardized its very DNA. Now you expect me to pay you an absolutely comically optimistic amount of money for the “privilege” of owning it. Did you paint that in a closed room with no ventilation? That can be the only explanation for the fever dreams you are currently experiencing. I’d say…

In other news, the NBA is still mostly black and male. Somebody call the EEOC!

OMFG! One of (Stealth Nazi) DONALD J. TRUMP’S cabinet officials is doing the same shit as everyone before him. Stop the presses!

Back in high school I always wanted one of these...fuck it, I’ll go for it and drive around blasting Def Leppard on weekends.

It’s “rough around the edges”? It’s a freaking Jeep...a 30 year old Jeep! I’d be worried if the ad said it was tip top.

It looks like a chrome plated butt-plug.

Previous celebrity ownership of a car doesn’t mean Jack to me...unless it’s
Jon Voight’s LeBaron convertible.

There’s a reason why these are rare...nobody bought the damn things!

You really are out of material, aren’t you?

Fab Five Freddy!

Screw it, I’ll play.

I have an LED lightbar on my QX4, but I actually do go putzing around on old logging/forest sevice roads. Plus, when driving in the sticks at night, they really help illuminate deer eyes in the distance before they jump in the road ahead of you.

A $5,500 Range Rover looks pretty sweet sitting on the back of a flat-bed tow truck which is good because you’ll be seeing it there a lot.

Hell, I could probably part that baby out and more than recoup my losses if it turned out to be too big to fix.

CRASH! Ten seconds later...”Whoa!”

I agree that The American track driver was a miss. “The brake pedal is a Communist plot to make Americans slow down. If an American hits somethin’ well, then it shouldn’t a been there in the first place.”