I have an LED lightbar on my QX4, but I actually do go putzing around on old logging/forest sevice roads. Plus, when driving in the sticks at night, they really help illuminate deer eyes in the distance before they jump in the road ahead of you.

A $5,500 Range Rover looks pretty sweet sitting on the back of a flat-bed tow truck which is good because you’ll be seeing it there a lot.

Hell, I could probably part that baby out and more than recoup my losses if it turned out to be too big to fix.

CRASH! Ten seconds later...”Whoa!”

I agree that The American track driver was a miss. “The brake pedal is a Communist plot to make Americans slow down. If an American hits somethin’ well, then it shouldn’t a been there in the first place.”

Jesus Christ...that’s a Frankencar that even I couldn’t love.

I had an old Datsun 210 that I overloaded and broke the rear shocks. It was OK unless I got on the freeway and it bounced around like that. Couldn’t believe how nice it rode once I replaced them.

YES! I had a 1984 733 and I loved that damn car. A turbo version? Double yes.  I’d still have it if some soccer mom hadn’t ran a red light and T-boned me.

I...I don’t think that’s a dashcam.

Progressive Media Studies...PMS?

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Bugaru?

Who was that man? I’d like to shake his hand.

666 horsepower?

Actually, the 1970's were like that in all regards. It felt like an overstuffed ashtray in a public toilet at a bus station.

“On paper”. Well, that’s great because it’s getting less likely you’ll ever see it on the road.

Lad Locker gets five stars!

No. Next question?

Too much $$$, but I have to say, 30 year old cars today look a hell of a lot better than 30 year old cars did when I was in high school.

Dual-Din Android car stereo. Too lazy to put it in yet.