Cars based on first names? Edsel Ford?

The Durango-95 purred away real horrorshow - a nice, warm, vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. Soon, it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. We fillied around for a while with other travellers of the night, playing hogs of the road. Then we headed West. What we were after now was the…

Cars were smaller back then. My 1979 Toyota Dolphin was designed for 1979 Japanese drivers.

Lamburger?

Yeah, it’s dope...but does it have new breaks and duel exhaust like the other Craigslist cars?

Why does everyone look constipated in that picture?

It’s 3/8%. Was that so hard?

Not just yes, but hell yes!

I was going to comment, but after reading the comments here, I’m just going to leave before the unhinged paranoia gets contagious.

Ya beat me to it!

Have Swarovski crystals ever considered a “Classy” item or have they always been Russian Mobster Swank? BTW, those wheels look like the blades on my Norelco shaver.

The overall “Reefer Madness” level anti-Trump hysteria from all of Hollywood and the Media. It got to a point where it just became almost comical to watch.

Hmm...now I want to see about building a little teardrop trailer-ish sleeping attic on my QX4.

I had an old 924. Ghastly car. Biggest vehicular mistake of my life until I tried to make a 1967 Baja Bug amphibious.

A lowered one like this except in silver is what started me on my Volvo appreciation curve. It’s awesome, but (for me) just too darn expensive.

Why did the Japanese put their mirrors on the fender? Was there any advantage to that?

If I wanted a box, I’d start driving my old Volvo 850 turbo again.

A great engine in a “meh” vehicle for $33,000...Nope

Nope. The women you’re trying to impress with this car will either get you arrested for statutory rape or will pull a knife on you during sex.

What in Sam Hill is this shit? Burn it with fire and bury it face down in an unmarked grave with a stake through its heart.